prokopetz:

I’ve always felt that the star pact/Great Old One patron warlocks were kind of the odd ones out. Like, how does that conversation go down?

“I signed a contract with a demon lord!”

“I sold my name to an elf queen!”

“I use forbidden math to parasitically tap into the power of a vast alien god-monster that’s unaware of my existence and would destroy our world in an instant if I ever manage to get its attention!”

“… right, we’re going to go stand way over here now.”