talkgentlytome:

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

prokopetz:

hypdadaist:

prokopetz:

Look, the reason Stan Lee is never going to do anything more than one-liner cameos is simple: he’s at that age where any random mishap is potentially fatal, and do you think any MCU production really wants to go down in history as the movie that killed Stan Lee?

Yes.

Deadpool doesn’t count.

prokopetz:

The thing about Christianising non-Western folklore is that people always pick the most boring and conventional Christian figures to syncretise. They’re all “okay, which one can I turn into Jesus?” or “which one is the Devil?” – it’s never “all right, which one is an analogy for that one prophet who fed children to bears because they made fun of his hair?”

veronicasanders:

houseoftombombadil:

The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.

Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

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Vomitous

can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??

whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths

Walking isn’t unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he could’ve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone it’s doing better than you.

You have never walked 20 miles ever

whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?

he literally left his house at midnight. 

How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as “a good work ethic” and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesn’t lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck

God you people are fucking weak

sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are

sign your car over

to me and walk to work to

prove how strong you are


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